THE OFFICIAL OHIO BRAIN ROT UNIFORM 💀🔥 — "Ohio Brain Rot Shop • Cop It Lil Bro" Graphic Tee
Limited batch print. Once this design gets vaulted it's gone. Secure yours before the NPCs buy them all.
[ THE LORE ]
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
THE OFFICIAL OHIO BRAIN ROT UNIFORM 💀🔥
If you don't know what this means, keep scrolling. You survived the group chat, you survived the Ohio sludge, and now it’s time to put the uniform on.
This isn’t just a t-shirt, lil bro. This is a 100% certified Sigma Grade artifact. Featuring the legendary Tung Tung hitting the hardest pose known to mankind, this tee instantly separates the real ones from the NPCs. Wear it to class, wear it to the gym, wear it while you stare at your ceiling at 3 AM.
The Stats:
- Aura-Enhancing Fabric: 100% premium spun cotton. Soft enough to sleep in, tough enough to survive the trenches.
- Zero Distractions: Tear-away neck label because we don't have time for itchy tags messing up the grindset.
- The Fit: Runs true to size. (Pro tip: Size up by one or two sizes if you want that baggy, oversized streetwear drip).
- The Print: High-def, deep-fried graphic ink that actually stays on the shirt.
🚨 WARNING: 99% of people will not understand this shirt. That is exactly the point. COP IT LIL BRO before it's gone. 🚨
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner fit and reduced waste
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed graphics (sleeves and inner label use DTF) for vivid, long-lasting color
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and comes with a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
ITEM SPECS
- Premium heavy-blend cotton -- comfy for a 12hr doomscroll session
- High-definition print that won't fade after one wash
- True to size -- size up for that oversized streetwear fit
- Wash inside out so the opps don't fade the graphic
- Fulfilled via Printify -- ships in 3-7 business days